That white MF that stole my weed.
Hey, where's my weed? I know, that MF Craig took it all!!!
by Trechey February 03, 2010
a super hot version of the classic "negative nellie". except a dude with amazing eyes. who gives great piggy back rides and back rubs and protects you from mean ass goth kids. he doesn't believe in himself, but he's an awesome person deep down. i'm talking deep deep deep deep deeeeeeep down.
girl 1- dude, i need a craig right now, that goth kid just bitched at me, and we would totally go kick his ass and then craig would give me a piggy back ride.

girl 2- Y U NO MAKE SENSE
by yourmotharrr November 20, 2010
to Craig (verb): when you laugh at something so hard and unexpectedly that your nose explodes with snot.
John: *tells a joke*
Robert: *snorts and sprays snot everywhere*
John: Dude, you totally just Craiged it!
by squeefa November 05, 2014
One Of The Biggest Retards In The World, He Normally Is Used to describe someone, Craig Alexander Was Born A Retard With one of the smallest dicks in the world and it weighs at a whopping 1.2 grams
Woah dude you are a "craig alexander".
by SlenderManIsCraig September 28, 2014
When you have some wine left and ask who wants it, Craig takes the bottle and takes the last of it. That's Craiging a bottle.
Me: Who wants the last of the wine?
Craig: I got it.
Me: You just Craig'd it.
by TonyToniToneFeelsGood June 07, 2014
(n) To forget the obvious while remembering the minute.
"Man, I left my house yesterday and remembered to put my new yellow shoelaces in my shoe. Then I realized I had forgotten to put on my pants."

"That is so Craig!"
by The Nabber December 05, 2012
Cunt
You sir are a Craig
by #YOLOSweg16 December 14, 2014

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