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County Mayo 

A county on the west coast of Ireland. Considered by many to be the best county in Ireland,it has spawned some of the best and brightest people in the country like opposition party leader Enda Kenny,or famous radio DJ Ray Foley.
It is also far superior to most other counties in Ireland such as Leitrim,Roscommon,Tipperary,Kerry,Sligo and many,many others. Being one of the most beautiful places also,it has huge amounts of Americans who are "trying to find their long lost cousins" which the locals have learned to put up with.....
American: Excuse me,do you know Seamus O Day from County Mayo?

Local1: No I Know a Seamus O DEA though.....

American: Oh I see,where can I find him?

Local1: Ah jesus its easy... Right,what you'd want to be doin' is headin down out past Ballyspuds,then carry on out as far as Ballycabbage,take a right if you see a cow with three legs you've gone to far......there should be a house on the left....

American: And is that Seamus O Day?

Local1: No,but its a fella who might know where to find him..

American: Ok thank you sir.....

Local1: No bother good luck....

Local2: Who were they lookin' fer?

Local1: Not a fukin' clue.....
County Mayo by meatndtwoveg45 July 10, 2009
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mayor of brown county 

a male who engages is sexual acts with other males
He is the mayor of brown county, if you know what i mean.

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026
A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.
"0/10 hopeslop"
Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026
Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

trespooping

The act of leaving poop in a toilet for the next person to see.
Someone needs to stop trespooping and flush that nasty thing down the toilet.
trespooping by TheRealInkweaver November 16, 2017
Word of the Day on August 7, 2026

scabbage 

A scabbed area that is particularly crackly, flaky, or tempting.
Don't pick your scabbage!

Her scabbage from that motorcycle accident is really gross!

Mom! The scabbage from the scrape on my leg is bleeding!
scabbage by JoCobs March 2, 2010
Word of the Day on August 6, 2026