A county on the west coast of Ireland. Considered by many to be the best county in Ireland,it has spawned some of the best and brightest
people in the country
like opposition party leader Enda Kenny,or famous radio
DJ Ray Foley.
It is also
far superior to most other counties in Ireland such as Leitrim,Roscommon,Tipperary,Kerry,Sligo and many,many
others. Being one of the most beautiful
,it has huge
amounts of Americans who are "trying to find their long lost cousins" which
the locals have learned to put up with.....
American: Excuse me,do you know Seamus O Day from County
Local1: No I Know a Seamus O DEA though.....
American: Oh I see,where
can I find him?
Local1: Ah jesus
its easy... Right,what you'd want to be doin' is headin down out past
Ballyspuds,then carry on out as far as Ballycabbage,take
a right if you see a cow with three legs you've gone to far......there should be a house
on the left....
American: And is that Seamus O Day?
Local1: No,but its a fella who might know where
to find him..
American: Ok thank
Local1: No bother good luck....
Local2: Who were they
Local1: Not a fukin' clue.....