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Couch Dating

When you go to date someone who doesnt take you out anywhere except their couch, only to watch movies and play video games, etc. all while ordering delivery food.
I was just hoping for a romantic stroll through the park for a few dates but this guy is into nothing but couch dating! Its fun the first few times, but not all the time!
Couch Dating by MissKryssy October 11, 2010
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Dating Coach 

Someone, usually very narcissistic and patronizing, who charges lonely and desperate men large sums of money under the guise that they (the coach) can "magically" help the man pick up and attract women by giving advice. Dating coaches especially tend to favor uglier and weaker minded men as "clients".

A lot of the advice given by MOST dating coaches is not very effective (having the opposite results), and is likely to make the man come across as "creepy/stalkerish" or get the man into trouble. Some dating coaches even advise "begging" (ie pedestaling the woman to no return".
"I need a gf-so I am going to sign up for a dating coach"
Dating Coach by Not a Mangina April 19, 2018

Female Dating Coach

A feminist who poses as a "dating advisor for men" on Youtube - in order to groom men into worshipping, exalting and prioritizing women under the guise of "dating" - while often charging men a large fee. These "coaches" are extremely patronizing, and assume men will all instantly not only throw money at the coach but take said coach's "advice" in a heartbeat.

A female dating's coach's "advice" will be the same thing over and over again, just worded or portrayed differently. Also, instead of being an actual "coach" they all just recycle other's videos - title and all.

Be wary of comments under these coaches' videos, they will be poorly written shill comments such as "Her coaching is a godsend! I never met women until I bought her coaching".
A female dating coach's advice is basically "Approach every woman you see, love bomb her and ask if you can take her on a date. Okay, my coaching will be $4000 where I tell you the exact same thing."
Female Dating Coach by RoguePoster December 6, 2025

couchgating 

same as tailgating except the party or activity is conducted on a sofa in front of a television with a football game playing.
I can't go to the Saints game today so I will be couchgating at home.
couchgating by blackchips October 7, 2006

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026