Coagulate 

Whatever the fuck you want it to be

"Yo dude I just coagulated all over the place!"
"Jonathan how'd you coagulate on your shoe?"

"I'm boutta coagulate the shit outta that bitch"

Coagulate by Sean freaking con November 14, 2016

coragulate 

To express false joy or acknowledgment, as for the achievement or good fortune of (another), when one is secretly jealous of the good fortune.

The second place runner coragulated the woman who won the race.

coragulate by Donn Bialik January 5, 2009

get your feces coagulated 

Simply, get your life in order!

Hey man your problem is you stay in trouble...get your feces coagulated before you wind up in jail.

get your feces coagulated by kenny-the-real-benny May 20, 2018

Coagulate 

Also known as blood clotting, this word means to get together and discuss plans to get on each others level

you and danny need to get together and coagulate on what you are doing for her birthday

Coagulate by Dougie787 December 20, 2009

coagulate 

To incrassate; thicken; curdle.

The blood coagulates after death.

coagulate by Larstait November 7, 2003

coagulated 

To cause transformation of (a liquid or sol, for example) into or as if into a soft, semisolid, or solid mass

her blood after she was stabed 30 times in the neck began to coagulate on the floor after the first 48 hours of being there

coagulated by Trey June 25, 2004

coagulated cunt spatter 

The Most disgusting way to say period blood

"Troy told me last night he was hiding in the girls bathroom in a trash can and some chick threw a tampon covered in Coagulated Cunt Spatter on his face"

coagulated cunt spatter by TheFATman101294 May 24, 2012