Cootergating

The equivalent to a cock-block but used to describe the act of a female preventing another female from getting her cooter serviced

I thought they were my best friends, but at the beach party they kept cootergating me!

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cooperhating

A reluctant cooperation based entirely on hatred and forced tolerance. Usually for a school or work project.

How's your guys' presentation thing coming along?
Fucking bullshit. Everyone's just barely cooperhating.

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Eric says that it's when printers and scanners randomly start working

I don't know how the fuck it's all working again, but these scanners and printers are just magically spontaneously cooperating. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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