confroused
when the seemingly conflicting emotions of confusion and arousel happen simultaneously...like making out with your best friend, your best friend's boyfriend....or her dad.
confroused by alicat520 December 14, 2011
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Confroused
(adjective)
When you are incredibly sexually attracted to someone, but cannot figure out what exactly it is that attracts you.
When you are incredibly sexually attracted to someone, but cannot figure out what exactly it is that attracts you.
"Dude, you keep staring at Sarah. She isn't bad looking, but nothing special."
"I dunno man, I get really confroused around her and I am trying to find out why."
"I dunno man, I get really confroused around her and I am trying to find out why."
Confroused by Valkur90 November 2, 2013
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confroused • conroused • confoused • confrused • confuroused • confused • CONFLUSED • Confoosed • Confronted • confused.com
Confroused
(adjective)
When you are incredibly sexually attracted to someone, but cannot figure out what exactly it is that attracts you.
When you are incredibly sexually attracted to someone, but cannot figure out what exactly it is that attracts you.
"Dude, you keep staring at Sarah. She isn't bad looking, but nothing special."
"I dunno man, I get really confroused around her and I am trying to find out why."
"I dunno man, I get really confroused around her and I am trying to find out why."
Confroused by Valkur90 November 2, 2013
Confused him
Hanson wrote refuse into confused in his homework, but he was confused when he typed refuse, and he typed confused instead. Now we're more confused than him.
My friend wanted a piece of paper to draw on, in exchange he would give me 3 dollars but l confused him.
Student A: Should be refuse
All students: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Student A: Should be refuse
All students: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Mom: "Watch your mouth Billy! The correct term is color confused."
Mom: "Watch your mouth Billy! The correct term is color confused."
Color Confused by andIwaslikeyes March 12, 2011
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