confused.com 

A state of being completely dumbfounded where all sense of logic escapes you. To further emphasise this utopian state, you must be sound like a complete twat on television marketing scheme.

Frank: What is this thing called Women? Does it come on XBox 360?

Bob: No Frank, you tit!

Frank: I'm confused.com... and a complete prick to boot.

Director: CUT!

Frank: Right, where's my 20 pence?

confused.com by S_M_A January 23, 2009

confused.com 

web version of confusion.

Dave: tiny squirrels like lightbulbs in Tunisia but not on wednesdays

Tony: im confused.com

confused.com by barryscott666 March 28, 2009

Confused Commentator 

People who comment on most platforms (mostly replies) that are completely irrelevant to the video or post's subject.

A lady once told about how she gave birth in a video about someone murdering a child. Nevertheless, she somehow got backlash and was called a confused commentator.
On a video about murdering a child.

Confused Commentator by InsomniaGameing September 9, 2022

Comfused 

Meaning glued to the computer screen unable to escape. Com = computer: Fused = glued.

'Im so comfused right now.'
'Arent we all!!'

Comfused by SuperKamiGoku October 29, 2011