Condum Sense 

If you want to have fun in bed but you don't want another kid use condum sense.

Person 1: I dont want another kid we have enough

Person 2: Well then use tour condum sense

Condum Sense by Gamenird123 August 13, 2018

Gorilla Condum

The definition for ejaculating into your Walmart bag and giving it to someone. A prank pulled in Rwanda and done in America.

Dude wanna prank your sister.
Yea lemme get the gorilla Condum

Gorilla Condum by Big ducks July 31, 2016

eye condum 

another word for contact lens

MZ: stop rubbing your eyes...what the shit is up?
DD: my dang eye condum is annoying me, and it's itchy! I wish I had some pimp glasses instead.

eye condum by Debbie Pancake October 24, 2008

Gorilla Condum

The definition for ejaculating into your Walmart bag and giving it to someone. A prank pulled in Rwanda and done in America.

Dude wanna prank your sister.
Yea lemme get the gorilla Condum

Gorilla Condum by Big ducks July 31, 2016

used condum 

Used condum is what is left after banging a rotten slut on your parents bed while they're just a few rooms away. it usally has a sticky load blowen all in that shit

i smacked my brother with a used condum, it was fucked

used condum by moisty October 13, 2004

tiddy-condum

a piece of plastic that you put over ur boob, so that if anyone touches it, they get electricuted

that tiddy-condum zapped that pimp away

tiddy-condum by Laqueena October 30, 2007

Keyboard Condom 

A silicone protector that prevents crumbs from getting into the keyboard. Normally it is removable and washable.

dude your Keyboard Condom is getting pretty dirty, maybe you should clean it.

Keyboard Condom by Always uses a keyboard December 20, 2012