A tool used for people to communicate with each other and have fake sex. The source of evil in the world. Started many a scary cults.
Callie and Ki started a cult, and recruited Kali, Bob, Anna, Nikki and all the rest. We blame those damn computers
by theeclique September 14, 2003
the square thing ur staring deep within
Look forward.....................see? it's a computer!
by mine...who me?.... no me! October 03, 2007
A tool designed to accelerate, and automate, errors.
My computer accelerated, and automated, errors on itself!
by Chronomein September 29, 2005
a machine that is really cool if it's new. It has access to internet and all that good stuff. a machine that can also cause a lot of anger if the hard drive is loaded because it will go really slow.
A New Computer:
-Hey, i just got the "Windows XP HP Infinity"
-yeah, it works with the best computer games and never slows down!

-hey, guess what, i installed Itunes, limewire and all that good stuff on my computer!
-sweet! let me try it out
-alright hold on i gotta click on it twice
-AAH! (incomprehensible swearing) this dam piece of Sh!t! (destroys the computer and smashes it into a billion pieces.)
by chrissy tha blak October 13, 2007
A device usually used for entertainment purposes.
I use the computer to play games with.
by Nevermore November 05, 2003
Are you fucking kidding me?
You're using a computer to look up the definition for computer? God damn it you suck!
by dollarbill3585 October 04, 2013
Origin of the word is from women who use to sit at desks counting numbers all day. Eventually replaced by machinery so that women can stay home and cook.

Has slowly developed into a device primarily used for downloading pornography and talking shit anonymously. Quite possibly the best invention ever.
I just downloaded some bestiality pics and I keep them in My Pictures on my computer.
by G-Funk November 23, 2004

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