A way to look up things or watch movies or really anything
Can I borrow you computer to write a report
by DancePerson December 16, 2018
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Computers help us get our daily dose of porn and free movies and games from Newgrounds
Without the computer we wouldnt be able to make video games like Halo, Half-Life or Voodoo Vince
by James Lowe November 2, 2004
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An excellent tool for completing several tasks, and multi-tasking. Allows you to get work done very quickly, and make it look great. Also used for gaming, research, online chat, and other forms of communication. Usually a problem-free machine that won't give you hassle unless you're using Windows. (I thought i'd make a definition for Macintosh computers)
Man i love this computer, i got my entire project done in 20 minutes! And while i was doing it, i was listening to my favorite music and chatting with my friends.

PC User: Oh sweet, yeah i tried to finish it last night but i got a virus, and had to reinstall my operating system.
by Matthew Gill February 8, 2006
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You people are idiots, its not the computer that causes errors, its the operating system. Now all you ignorant people go back to your trailer, and work for a Billionare Geek.
After High School, those who have the most money are popular, those who barly make a living, are the losers who pollute the air and shop at IGA or SafeWay.

by XIAO October 24, 2003
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Your a dumb dumb poopy pants for not knowing what a computer is, I mean, i'm in first grade, but come on.
by Chicken Nugget Dude March 10, 2017
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A plastic hunk of shit that pisses off everyone it comes in contact with to no avail. It is the biggest waste of money a person could ever fall victim to, and every nerd who would defend this invention should be shot directly through their temple so as not to miss and leave them paralysed (because even paralysed people can cause problemsStephen Hawkins).
This piece of shit (computer) just crashed, and I lost my entire essay. I fucking hate this pile of fucking shit.
by Ibetyoujustcalledmearacist February 4, 2006
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Your best Friend, the protector of Alpha Complex. Disagreeing is treason.
See also, dictator
Citizen, is the computer your friend?
by Phil-U-INN July 20, 2005
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