A book or a box, it never means what it says.
"Help" tab never helps

"Print" tab never prints
by NoGig November 18, 2003
A £2000 paper-weight
A single error,
Can turn your expensive box,
to a simple stone.
by gothboy September 14, 2003
A machine which calculates data and performs commands given to it by a person who uses it.
Computers are now a part of human society.
by AYB March 10, 2003
Code word for hot chick in the office.
Hey Morelli, you gotta go check out the new computer on the first floor.
by Kidzap August 09, 2005
The machine that allows you to create anything you want... But virtually... (That means you'll never have it)
Look at this gorgeous womanon the screen ... How "flat" is she !!!
by LodLuT November 05, 2003
A machine consisting of a processing unit, some form of memory, and peripheral devices for input and output. Used almost exclusively for updating Adobe Flash, updating Adobe PDF Reader, updating Java, and updating iTunes.
I have a lot of work to do on the computer today, my Adobe PDF Reader hasn't been updated since last night and my Java is nearly three days old!
by flamberge April 30, 2013
A machine used for porn and facebook
Come look at porn then check your facebook (computer)
by frankthekill July 05, 2011

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