"What you are on now."
nope, crack doesn't count.

example should include the word "computer"
by yourMOMSnamehaha September 14, 2008
A tool, carefully designed to make life frustrating and difficult for people who cannot properly use it.
Anyone who says computers are "meant to save time but waste time" obviously can't use them. Of course they save time. I saved two hours writing my essay by copying and pasting bits of other essays I found on the internet.
by David G. S. October 27, 2007
you are most likely using one to view this web page
im gonna use my computer to look up porn
by castanza June 17, 2007
A device that is angry at the world and often lashes out by closing programs your working on, also known as the worlds most abbusive electronic
Exhausted Person: YES! I finally finished my 8456 page paper!
Friend: Yay! now we can eat!
Computer: mwahahahaha!
Exhausted Person: @#$%^&*!!! MY COMPUTER JUST SHUT DOWN.
by The Abbused September 27, 2006
An infernal machine everyone loves and is completely obsessed with. They can go from a junk cell phone to a Super Cray computer at the National Security Agency. Computers can really suck because of the failures of their manufacturers to create real products.
There are three types of Personal Computers (PCs):

1. The Windows machine which tends to crash when it is the absolutely worst time to crash, but is a great machine for the PC gamer.

2. The Apple computer comes in many varieties but is invariably the best for multimedia and graphics. While there are not very many good programs available for the Macintosh, those that are created are good. (Usually). An Apple running MacOS X is likely to be safe from most viruses, but isn't easily interchangable with other PCs.

3. The Linux box is perhaps the most secure machine on Earth and very cheap. Support and documentation is often very good. However, it is not for the faint of heart, as it requires hard work to set up and skill. It's open source, so most stuff is free, but many of the programs are amateurish.
I hate this stupid computer!!! I need a Cray! Why did I get Windows anyway?
by Frank August 16, 2004
The reason I can't enjoy my weekends anymore. The almighty consumer of time. This machine will eat your soul and sell the last few bits on eBay.
What? Explorer froze on my computer's process manager? I'll just end and then start the process again. (desktop crashes)
by Anonymous 3.00 BETA February 21, 2009
A tool used for people to communicate with each other and have fake sex. The source of evil in the world. Started many a scary cults.
Callie and Ki started a cult, and recruited Kali, Bob, Anna, Nikki and all the rest. We blame those damn computers
by theeclique September 14, 2003

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