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colombini 

Italian last name. There is one town located in Italy with only two last names, one of those names is Colombini. People with this last name are incredibly loud, funny, use their hands way too much, hot, fun, outgoing, talkative, more talkative, you can't shut them up!, they have corny jokes, they are the center of attention. People are always attracted to colombini's. You cannot win when your against a colombini, it is phsyically and mentally impossible.
Girl: UGH, that person! They are so popular! Everyone likes them over me and they have only known them for 2 days!! I've been around for years!
Boy: Yeah well they definitley live up to their name..
Girl: Such a colombini... There's no winning :(

A cute little italian bird that goes by the name of Colombini.
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Colombini 

Someone so hot EVERYBODY is attracted to them
Peter Colombini is really sexy.
Peter
Colombini by Peter Frankenstein February 4, 2010

Colombian Landslide 

The aftermath of a strong brewed Colombian coffee which results in a stomach-clearing shit-storm. This poo is not like any regular, solid poo; rather, it is a slimey, smooth, and smelly production. Post Colombian Landslide, one may feel 10-20 lbs lighter, happier, and healthier.
"Don't use the bathroom for a while, I had some Chipotle last night and just had a Colombian Landslide in there"

"My stomach hurts, I think I should have a coffee and induce a Colombia Landslide"
Colombian Landslide by EWMB March 4, 2018

White Colombian 

White Colombians are very common, unlike most latin americans who tend to have indian and dark traits , people might be a little surprised with the ammount of white Colombians, mostly in big cities like Medellin, Cali and the capital city: Bogotá.

Colombains aren't Mexicans, nor Peruvians, nor Guatemalans and so on. Therefore Colombians aren't necessarily brown or have similar looks as their Latin American counterparts. In fact, there are a lot more white genes in the Colombian heritage since the Spaniards first arrived in South America. Many Colombians get this a lot:
British guy: where are you from?
Colombian: Colombia
British guy: But you don't look Colombian, you look white!

This a perfect example of the misconception among people when generalizing typical Latino traits.

White Colombian
White Colombian by The guitar player November 12, 2013

COLOMBIAN BEAR 

Cute cuddle over sized Bear that keeps these gorgeous Colombian porn cam girls company, that all along is recording your private cam2cam sessions. While they gather information then screw you by finding your Miss's through social media and black mail your ass with videos, and conversations from the wassup you payed 200 tokens from.Not always the over sized Bear can be some of his smaller cousins...
"I just got screwed by a Colombian Bear"
Columbian Bear also known as a ColCumCam
Cam2cam fuck that, that bitch has a high tech ColCumCam, I don't mess with Colombian Bears..
Columbian Bears cam girls best friend
COLOMBIAN BEAR by anonymous June 15, 2021

Colombian Surprise 

When someone takes a dump on top of the toilet lid, leaving a surprise for the next person.
Originated in Colombia.
My girlfriend left me a Colombian Surprise this morning! I made her clean it up.
Colombian Surprise by Dominguez 396 November 30, 2013

Colombia Effect 

The Colombia Effect is a theory that suggests Colombian women have a superior convincing ability to make a man like them.
Guy: "I dont know what it is about that colombian girl I started dating, but I fell for her."

Friend: "Dude its the Colombia Effect"
Colombia Effect by PeterTosh December 15, 2011