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Cock-punch 

Physical blow to the male groin
Sammy hit George with a hard cock-punch
Cock-punch by Rich April 25, 2003

Cock-punch 

stringing a rooster up by it's feet and using it for a speed bag
it's how they used to train for a bare-knuckles boxing match in the nether regions of hillbilly hell

cock-punch 

A super-fast erection while in the vicinity of an enemy such that the head of the now erect penis inflicts damage to the enemy by sheer impact; like a normal arm-punch.
He knocked his opponent out with a thunderous cock-punch
cock-punch by cockermaster July 25, 2012

cock punch 

A swift punch, delivered to a male's genitals.
He is such a fucktard, he deserves a good cock punch.
cock punch by Bob June 1, 2003

cock punch 

1:A big thud to a man's pud
2:A legendary online player on Star Wars Battlefront II, known for his battle cry "YOU'VE BEEN PUNCHED.....IN THE COCK!"
Dude my manhood hurts after that dick nasty cock punch.
cock punch by Roy Sanchez July 27, 2006

cock punch 

The act of connecting your fist, at high velocity, with the genitals of a member of the male sex.

It's generally considered that the true cock punch is delivered from a squating posistion, and so is delivered as a jab rather than a uppercut motion.
Protaganist #1 - I'm gonna shag your mum

Protaganist #2 - not tonight your not

Protaganist #1 - AAAAAHHHHHHHH!

protaganist #2 - no one expects the cock punch
cock punch by Jaffa29 September 13, 2008
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