Coachman
Coachman by TotalCoachman July 28, 2009
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Coachman's Knob
(noun)
An unwanted erection provoked by engine vibration on a bus or coach.
A debilitating condition afflicting mostly, but not exclusively teenage boys.
An unwanted erection provoked by engine vibration on a bus or coach.
A debilitating condition afflicting mostly, but not exclusively teenage boys.
- "Press the bell, it's our stop next!"
"Oh fuck I can't stand up yet, I've got Coachman's knob. you'll have to wait. Sorry nan."
"Oh fuck I can't stand up yet, I've got Coachman's knob. you'll have to wait. Sorry nan."
Coachman's Knob by JingJangJong September 23, 2012
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couchmanship
The delicate art of maximizing the highest levels of comfort while pursuing gentlemanly endeavors on a cushioned object while being no less than an arms reach from an icy cold Ginger Ale.
couchmanship by The Couchateers November 13, 2010
The Couchman
Leaving a woman completely unsatisfied after a sexual encounter. Has been known to lead to blue clit. Suggested remedies include remembering a woman's clitoris is in fact in her throat.
"Dude, last night I was with this hott chick. But I gave her the Couchman and I don't think she will call me again. FML"
The Couchman by Gaylord Palms January 19, 2010
Couchman
Couchman by Big Daddy D Glenn February 5, 2012
Couchman
A last name, usually pronounced wrong. May have a criminal record or someone in the family has one. The Couchmans are spread out throughout the U.S usually siblings.
Couchman by That one guy DD February 11, 2014
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