Coach-hole 

A coach who is a total asshole.

We always lose because coach-hole sits his best goalie on the bench.

Coach-hole by hobrarian December 12, 2010

Couch hole 

The type of person that you would only fuck on your couch because they aren't worthy of your bed.

"I can't believe that he took his fugly ex-girlfriend back. I saw that she commented his Facebook saying that they were up on his couch all night. He wouldn't even take her to his bed because she is such a couch hole."

Couch hole by chaachaa May 22, 2009

Conch My Hole

The act of conching one's hole. An expression used to define a shitty experience or moment.

Faggot - "Dude do you want to go to church, and praise the lord?"
Rick - "No, I would rather conch my hole."

Conch My Hole by stryfes13 December 8, 2013