13 definitions by hobrarian

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A coach who is a total asshole.
We always lose because coach-hole sits his best goalie on the bench.
by hobrarian December 11, 2010

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AGF
Acronym for Assume Good Faith. Usage accelerated by Wikipedians because AGF is one of the pillars of editing.
When you critique an article on Wikipedia, AGF on the part of the contributors.
by hobrarian March 18, 2007

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A 50" or larger television. The typical man tv is a large plasma HDTV with surround sound. The more features, the more manly the tv is.

I can actually see the puck when I watch hockey on my man tv.
by hobrarian January 12, 2008

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A human machine that produces pretentious vocabulary, convoluted phrasing and vague meanings for the purpose of appearing more intelligent. They favor terms that are unfamiliar to most people and do not use them in the correct context.
When Jonathan speaks, I don’t understand a word he says. He’s such a Jargonator!
by hobrarian September 24, 2008

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Someone who is so crazy to get their key back, they act like Cornholio. Keyholio is obsessed with the key, rather than the bunghole.
When that girl moved to the admin building, Randy was acting like Keyholio trying to get her office key back.
by hobrarian September 16, 2008

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A manager who is obsessed with the trivial, while completely unconcerned with the substantial issues of the working environment. The reference comes from a boss who would prefer that you'd scrape the scotch tape off the break room table than actually complete a work project.
Sara's boss is such a tape scraper. She insisted that she clean the tables when she should have been helping the patrons waiting in line at the reference desk.
by hobrarian September 12, 2008

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1. The profession or function of offering snide remarks; sarcasm.
2. The art or science of snarking; esp., instruction in methods.
When Greg offered prizes for backchannel comments, it was pure snarkagogy.
by hobrarian August 17, 2010

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