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Clittering 

To rub, feel, or roll the ball on your blackberry as if it was a clitoris of a female. Can be used as a verb.
Yo Joe are you actually texting or are you just clittering?
Clittering by Ksmitts December 7, 2009
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cliterwang

Well. The definiton of a Cliterwang has come to my head because of the recent show on Opera. A man by the name of Thomas Beatie is the first pregnant man. Seems alittle weird to say, but his clitoris? is his penis? righttt...

"To our neighbors, my wife, Nancy, and I don’t appear in the least unusual. To those in the quiet Oregon community where we live, we are viewed just as we are -- a happy couple deeply in love. Our desire to work hard, buy our first home, and start a family was nothing out of the ordinary. That is, until we decided that I would carry our child.

I am transgender, legally male, and legally married to Nancy. Unlike those in same-sex marriages, domestic partnerships, or civil unions, Nancy and I are afforded the more than 1,100 federal rights of marriage. Sterilization is not a requirement for sex reassignment, so I decided to have chest reconstruction and testosterone therapy but kept my reproductive rights. Wanting to have a biological child is neither a male nor female desire, but a human desire. "
Thomas openly discussed with Opera that his clitoris formed into a penis because of Hormone Growth Pills. This caused a "Cliterwang"
cliterwang by Chone Boxstacker April 4, 2008

clittering 

Eating a bag of chips and then performing cunnilingus. Then leaving some of the chip crumbs by the female's vagina.
You're clittering all over my vagina.
clittering by bboompop August 25, 2011

Clatterbanging

The noise created by someone else in your residence, banging of pots and pans in the kitchen, etc. that wakes you up earlier than intended and way more annoyed than intended.
I think I would slit her throat this a.m. if it would give me back the 15 minutes of sleep I lost while she was clatterbanging in the kitchen with every light on!
Clatterbanging by cunning2627 October 28, 2019

clittering 

Accessing the mental images stored in your clitter feed during masturbatory pleasure
*Squish, squish* I'm clittering that guy for later.
clittering by md butt November 29, 2014

Clittering 

Originates from bitches that litter from the depths of their loins. Junk that exits the clitoris and pollutes the surrounding environment.
Bro, look at the mess shontell made with her clittering last night. That bitch lost her shit and clittered all over my bench.
Clittering by eljaysee January 22, 2013
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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