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Clam Trap Sister 

When you and someone else have both slept with the same woman. Similar to Eskimo brothers.
“You had sex with Susan too?!? OMG clam trap sisters for life!”

blindfolded clam trap 

the female equivilent to tea bagging
at the party last night, this guy passed out . so i put him in the blindfolded clam trap
blindfolded clam trap by liquidsilk February 28, 2009

clamtrap 

(n.) The situation where a woman deliberately facilitates pregnancy without her regular partner's consent or knowledge, generally done to secure future financial support from that partner in the form of child support payments. The practice takes advantage of the severely disadvantageous legal climate for fathers of unwanted children.

It is typically done by deliberately ending dosage of birth control medication, but other methods include lying about the timing of the menstrual cycle, sabotaging female contraceptives, or retrieval of semen from discarded condoms.

In extreme circumstances where the couple practices withdrawal as contraceptive, she wraps her legs around her partner at the moment of orgasm and prevents withdrawal before ejaculation occurs.
That bitch Ashley pulled a clamtrap on Brent, she cut up her diaphragm and the paternity test says it's his. He owes her two grand a month for the next 18 years.
clamtrap by gyruss October 29, 2009

jewish clamtrap 

A women who unexpectedly asks for pay after intercourse.
Hey dude, that girl last night was a Jewish clamtrap, I wouldn't go for her man.
jewish clamtrap by Gell Lemons February 21, 2021

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026