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Courtesy Perv

When a friend of the opposite sex (for heterosexuals) wears something slightly revealing or otherwise shows a bit of skin, and it would be rude or confidence destroying not to take a quick glance.
Claire just got changed on the bus, would have been rude not to give her a courtesy perv
Courtesy Perv by wontbudge June 26, 2015

Courtesy Splash 

When you are watching a movie with a bro and a sad part comes up. Your bro begins to cry so you throw your drink in their face so no one can see that he is crying.
Dude, thanks for that courtesy splash when Obi-Wan died. I would have been hella embarrassed.
Courtesy Splash by stuphat December 2, 2011

Courtesy Wipe 

When you need to wipe your ass mid day and head to the bathroom to finish the job
Kyle went to the bathroom half way through his shift to do a courtesy wipe
Courtesy Wipe by Cheech Modene October 12, 2021

Courtesy Cut 

The second act of intercourse from a one night stand, typically in the morning.
When I woke up this morning, all I wanted was my courtesy cut and to get the fuck out.

I smacked her ass when I woke up to get my courtesy cut.
Courtesy Cut by Jlahey9 February 12, 2010

courtesy tap 

While a girl is going down on a guy, the polite act of tapping her on the head or shoulder before he comes in her mouth.
That asshole just came in my mouth, he wasn't even polite enough to give a courtesy tap!
courtesy tap by Matt January 10, 2004

courtesy clerk 

A job for High school kids which consists of; cleaning the store, cleaning the bathrooms, collecting carts, sweeping the store,and giving customer assistance-for very little pay.
The courtesy clerk fell down on frozen aisle, while doing his sweep.
courtesy clerk by T_T March 22, 2009