Chubed (verb): To make a mistake, particularly in a way that leads to inconvenience, embarrassment, or regret. It can also imply overindulgence or excessive behavior, depending on the context.
1. " I forgot my airpods at home"
"You chubed bro"
2. " I didnt check my blind spot and almost got into a crash, i chubed really badly."
3." Dude rocco chubed yesterday"
4. " I went to all you can eat sushi and chubed like crazy."
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'