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Chrontar 

Rick: pass that chrontar, joe.
Joe: let me take one more hit.
Rick: hurry up dude.
Chrontar by Angelica S. September 25, 2008
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Crontard 

Someone who is hopelessly incompetent when it comes to basic computer tasks.

Not always, but often applies to person(s) born before 1990.
IT guy: Jamie is a complete Crontard. This is the fifth time I have had to walk her through the process of adding contacts into her contact list.
Crontard by EagleAS October 29, 2011

chronarrhea 

Diarrhea caused by the excessive amount off fast food eaten while blazed of chronic.
"Dude I woke up this morning with chronarrhea from last night!"
chronarrhea by A Dogg South August 13, 2006

chrontact-high 

When one is sitting in a room or a car or any other confined space while others are smoking weed, however, said person does not actually take a “hit” off the pipe. As a result of being around so much smoke in a confined area one gets high (see tron, chron’d, chron, or trinitron) just from being in contact with said cloud of smoke.
(Interview with Federal Agents for a job as an IRS auditor)

IRS Agent: Your resume looks very impressive, however, do you smoke Marijuana?

Applicant: No, but one time I was in the basement at my hommie's house and everyone was getting trinitron to the max, there was so much weed beng smoked that I got a chrontact-high fo' sho'!

IRS Agent(slaps applicant on the back): Yeah, I know how that goes!
chrontact-high by C-Murrrrrrrda December 31, 2008

chrontribution 

Used to describe a person's contribution of marijuana to a smoking session involving several people.
"We're rolling a joint. Care to make a chrontribution?"
OR
We are gonna need some seriously hefty chrontributions if we want to roll a superblunt.
chrontribution by B_T November 26, 2010

chrontact 

The person from whom you score weed.
I'm about to run dry, so I need to visit my chrontact.
chrontact by Julia W. January 28, 2008
Word of the Day on January 25, 2014

Chrontact 

A person who is able to organise quality marijuana (usually a drug dealer) commonly referred to as chronic.
"Hey Jeff, do you have a chrontact in Las Vegas, I'm going there this weekend?"
Chrontact by Jeffrey Cash April 16, 2013
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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