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A dialectal colloquial term for the derrogatory slang word 'cunt', generally used in an offensive manner by the musical youth of Guernsey
"Fuck off you packish chont"
by Chont master C July 04, 2005

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Guernsey dialect Twatois for cunt. Can be used in an offensive manner - see example (1), or as an affectionate greeting (2).

Originated in 2004-2005, alternative spellings include quont

Pronounced as (cont)or sometimes (tchont)
(1) "I fuckin' hate Marvin M....., what a chont"

(2) "ALRIGHT YA CHONT!"
by Rhi303 October 05, 2005

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