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Choad Monster 

This is a huge hairy monster that eats people who are called "choads" they also like to feed on "choad warriors". These monsters have been around for hundreds of years. More and more variations of choad are being created everyday. The newest type of choad that has been seen is the Salmon Choad. The Choad monster has taken a great liking to attacking and eating this particular type of choad. The only thing that can stop a Choad Monster is an elite group of three mammoth cats, they are called G-Unit, Panther and Blackie. Hopefully one day they will bring down the Choad monster and all choads on earth shall be safe to live in peace.
"Ah it's the Choad monster run!!!!!!!!"
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choda-monster 

The mass accumulation of dingleberries, sweat, and lint on the choda. When it gets so thick that the only way to escape is to cut the poo free with scissors.
Dude...Jon's choda-monster ate him this morning.
choda-monster by Twin Palms February 3, 2006

choadminster fuller 

Choadminster Fuller was the genius inventor of several choad-related items, including the Geodesic Choad and the Choadmaxion car.
Snowdon: I can't believe Choadminster Fuller never invented a condom for choads.

Exminster: I know, they keep breaking on me too!
choadminster fuller by scodder October 9, 2012
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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