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Cheese Helmut 

girl: What's that smell?
me: Don't worry it's just the scrunk in my cheese helmut, spit on it.
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cheese helmet 

The crusty thing on the end of your pole.
Oh my god! I'm wearing a cheese helmet.
cheese helmet by Misled_Monkey February 12, 2003

Cheese Helmet 

you cant hurt me, not with my cheese helmet
Cheese Helmet by mudguts March 15, 2005

cheese helmet 

the GREATEST Rock'n roll band EVER, hailing from Stjørdal, Norway
I love Cheese helmet, like in I love ___
cheese helmet by Alf August 12, 2003

helmet cheese 

The cheesey substance that collects at the head of the uncercumcised penis
i would give you a blowjob but i dont like the taste of head cheese
helmet cheese by Matthias July 2, 2004

cheesy helmet

Unwashed Penis glans that carry a pungent odour and in extreme cases accumulation of smegma that resembles cottage cheese

or'

An Insult meaning (foolish) usually from one man to another.
Des you are such a cheesy helmet
cheesy helmet by TremmerX September 29, 2014

cheesey helmet 

same as nobcheese but less rude
man i gota clean out this cheesey helmet of mine
cheesey helmet by Pazzy Bee May 13, 2005
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murderhobo 

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hey let's get a drink of that?

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