Cerdic
Cerdic is when someone puts a dick too far up someones ass, making him shit instantly.
Example: To give someone a Cerdic.
Example: To give someone a Cerdic.
Cerdic
Cerdic by Patricia vis April 15, 2009
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Cedric Diggory
The man of my dreams. He is hot, a hufflepuff like myself, strong, handsome, and did I mention he is the most wonderful human/wizard being EVER.
Cedric Diggory by simpforcedric September 10, 2020
Cedric diggory
Cedric diggory by PottAh October 5, 2020
cedricsexual
y/n- im in love with Cedric !!!
Harry- you must be cedricsexul!
y/n - I guess I am , hey Ron Guess what!
Ron- what??
Y/n - I’m cedricsexual!
Harry- you must be cedricsexul!
y/n - I guess I am , hey Ron Guess what!
Ron- what??
Y/n - I’m cedricsexual!
cedricsexual by nataliesx December 27, 2020
Credictament
1. a predicament in which one may be confused by multiple similar possibilities
2. a situation in which one must distinguish between superficially similar options
2. a situation in which one must distinguish between superficially similar options
"That dick pic was meant for someone named Jane, but I sent it to someone named James instead. Jane, James, it's a very close credictament!"
Credictament by Clib the Right March 20, 2018
Cedric Diggory
A gorgeous Hufflepuff from the Harry Potter series by J.K. Rowling. As stated by A Very Potter Musical, he is a particularly good finder.
1. Cedric Diggory is much hotter than Edward Cullen because he is a wizard and not a sparkly vampire.
2. According to Harry in "A Very Potter Musical", Cedric Diggory is 'that spare guy that no one likes' which is absolutely not true.
2. According to Harry in "A Very Potter Musical", Cedric Diggory is 'that spare guy that no one likes' which is absolutely not true.
Cedric Diggory by Hufflepuff4EVER! June 2, 2010
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Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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