Catlapped 

Catlapping is when you take a cat, and slap your friend in the crotch with it.

"Holy crap what happened to you?"
"I got catlapped by Jimmy..."

Catlapped by Old Man Tran October 31, 2011

And then everyone clapped 

Used to show doubt or general disbelief of an event that a person has described. Typically used on stories where the event taking place is completely illogical and the creator of the story is making it for attention.

User1: My jr high school principal told me to get involved in something. I asked "Like student body president?" The principal said "With your long hair and bad attitude, you wouldn't get 2 votes" I asked "If I get elected, will you resign?" I won with 828-56. He resigned.
User2: And then everyone clapped, applauded, and carried you to your car.

And then everyone clapped by Ministry June 8, 2018

clapped by Cleckley 

(verb)
when your grades get clapped or you get roasted by Mrs.cleckley in class.

My grades got clapped by Cleckley.

clapped by Cleckley by anonymouserat February 17, 2019

Stay strapped or get clapped 

Stay armed for your protection or risk being destroyed.

A man was walking around with a sword, stabbing multiple people. If one of them were strapped they wouldn't have been clapped. "Stay strapped or get clapped"!

Stay strapped or get clapped by tommy2scoops April 5, 2020

you’re clapped 

you’re ugly my guy

you’re clapped

you’re clapped by zlpisoverpartyy April 4, 2021

Clapped out 

Beat on ratty ass vechicle

Trevor’s truck is so clapped out.

Clapped out by Winny Cave November 18, 2019

Stay strapped or get clapped 

A saying which means to carry a weapon/gun (being strapped) on one's person at all times or suffer the possibility of being a victim if SHTF (being shot/stabbed/killed = getting clapped)

Dont let yourself be a victim, stay strapped and you won't get clapped!

Bro 1: Yo did you see the news, some batshit crazy guy shot up a mall!

Bro 2: Yeah man I saw it, that's why I always "Stay strapped or get clapped", worlds crazy bro.

Stay strapped or get clapped by Shores386 January 15, 2021