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And then everyone clapped
Used to show doubt or general disbelief of an event that a person has described. Typically used on stories where the event taking place is completely illogical and the creator of the story is making it for attention.
User1: My jr high school principal told me to get involved in something. I asked "Like student body president?" The principal said "With your long hair and bad attitude, you wouldn't get 2 votes" I asked "If I get elected, will you resign?" I won with 828-56. He resigned.
User2: And then everyone clapped, applauded, and carried you to your car.
User2: And then everyone clapped, applauded, and carried you to your car.
And then everyone clapped by Ministry June 8, 2018
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Catlapped • CATFLAPPED • catnapped • catlapper • cat slapped • clapped • Clapped out • clapped up • catnapper • cattrapped
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Stay strapped or get clapped
A man was walking around with a sword, stabbing multiple people. If one of them were strapped they wouldn't have been clapped. "Stay strapped or get clapped"!
Stay strapped or get clapped by tommy2scoops April 5, 2020
you’re clapped
you’re clapped by zlpisoverpartyy April 4, 2021
Clapped out
Clapped out by Winny Cave November 18, 2019
Stay strapped or get clapped
A saying which means to carry a weapon/gun (being strapped) on one's person at all times or suffer the possibility of being a victim if SHTF (being shot/stabbed/killed = getting clapped)
Dont let yourself be a victim, stay strapped and you won't get clapped!
Dont let yourself be a victim, stay strapped and you won't get clapped!
Bro 1: Yo did you see the news, some batshit crazy guy shot up a mall!
Bro 2: Yeah man I saw it, that's why I always "Stay strapped or get clapped", worlds crazy bro.
Bro 2: Yeah man I saw it, that's why I always "Stay strapped or get clapped", worlds crazy bro.
Stay strapped or get clapped by Shores386 January 15, 2021
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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