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catlapper 

A lesbian. A female who performs oral sex on another female.
Man, you could have knocked me over with a feather when I found out she's a catlapper; she's hot!
catlapper by Fishingdoubler September 25, 2006
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Clappery 

Having a large derrière backside, donk, or butt. When you walk it jiggles or some say claps.
Girl you real clappery!
Clappery by @GimmeMOLLYlove September 14, 2012

Clamlapper

One who enjoys the fine art of devouring some tasty tuna. Props to the late, great Bill Hicks for this one.
Are you familiar with the video series Clamlappers 1-50?
Clamlapper by onenut March 5, 2003

Wuhan Clapper 

Natalie caught that Wuhan Clapper and had trouble breathing for a few days.
Wuhan Clapper by Magnicide June 29, 2021

Happy clapper 

Check those happy clappers talking in tongues and waiting for their endtime.
They are just a peodophile cult.
Happy clapper by 29gts11 January 18, 2020

going like the clappers

to be running to or from something very very fast
his podgy little legs were going like the clappers

thunder clapper 

A legendary pair of butt cheeks. When patty caked with no hands this ass makes a clapping noise heard for miles around, that of thunder. Their has yet to be a thunder clapper to be born, but ancient prophets along with modern science has foretold that the great thunder clapper will come down from the heavens to show us the erotic ways to twerk and booty clap. Oh great thunder clapper I bow to thee.
Damn, that bitch has a thunder clapper.
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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