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Catatonic Rat 

An insult that is the combination of calling someone one a rat and cat, which makes a combination of an even more effective insult.
Hilly: Sorry, I ate your lasagne from the fridge this morning
Maya: OMG, YOU'RE SUCH A CATATONIC RAT!!
Catatonic Rat by darkgrey2000 June 14, 2018

catatonic stupid

When a person gets so fucked up that they enter a catatonic state where moving and thinking is not an option.

Derived from the words "catatonic stupor," a common symptom of schizophrenia where the schizophrenic will not talk or move for hours.
ex 1: "Hey, lets smoke up and get catatonic stupid!"

ex 2: "Remember when Rachel was so twisted that she sat on the couch and watched 12 episodes of the Office in a row? Man, she was catatonic STUPID."
catatonic stupid by BraGonGetta April 23, 2009
Used to describe something thats freaking amazing
That party last night was Catastic !
Catastic by Gunt123 March 11, 2012
One who does not respond to external stimuli, for example through the senses. You could shoot a catatonic in the foot and they would not notice.

Very few people can ever achieve complete catatonic status. Those who do rarely recover, resulting in pain and untold suffering for the victim's family.
Keanu Reeves is a catatonic. His family must be counselled properly.

"Just stand next to Carrie-Ann and we'll do the rest!"

"Um.... I am The One!"
catatonic by Comrade Dmitri March 12, 2004

math class catatonia 

when ur in math class and u start spacing out so hard that nothing that happens around you is registered. you start drooling, and mumbling to ur self while you sit there not moving a muscle wishing there was a fire drill today. you want to fall asleep but you know that asshole that calls himself a "teacher" will wake ur dumbass up. so u just sit there lookin' like Donny Darko spacing out.
"bro during mr. bobs math class i space out so hard sometimes i fall asleep with my eyes open."
"math class catatonia man, happens to the best of us."

Catassing 

The wasting away of one's social life, in order to, level up there character in an MMORPG (massively mulitplay online role playing game)
Is Nathan coming over to day?

NO, he is to busy catassing.
Catassing by Unchosen June 12, 2007