Casto 

A name commonly given to the hardest motherfucker in civilian clothes. Naturally strong, very attractive, and doesn't give a fuck about what anyone thinks.

You really are gonna fuck with that Casto dude?
Hell yeah..
Aight, Good luck with that..

Casto by KKAindustries December 15, 2011

Casto 

Very muscular, sexcy,attractive and so handsome, nice when u get to know him .. but at first he won’t give you the time of day. Always tuffin any situation that comes his way He’s definitely a leader not a follower!!

Have u met casto? No everyone steers clear he don’t seem to b nice to just anyone!

Casto by Tinie420 April 22, 2018

Casto 

Most Casto's are some bad ass motherfuckers and don't give two shits about what you think. They have giant ass cocks and fuck more than a jack rabbit with a hard on. If you fight a Casto be prepared for a hell of a hospital bill. They are naturally attractive, very seductive, and very strong. They like to spend they're free time rubbin' snuff or vaping. They also like to fish, hunt, and go muddin'. That's only when they're not fucking your mom.

Did you see that Casto kick three guys asses at once?

Casto by Big D Casto August 17, 2018

The casto 

Someone who gets invited to come to the orient for a mish and ends up trying to tune jailbait at the reached destination, dogging his mates.

Ryan is doing the casto in the back of the 60.

The casto by Fum January 5, 2019

Craig Casto 

A perfectly wonderful goof ball. I met one night bar tending. Hung out one time and never went a day with out speaking. Became my best friend. Don’t know where i’d be with out my best wet britches buddy.

me: Aren’t you Craig’s friend?
Sack: Yeah man what’s up??
me: text at boy and ask him if he can climb

spent the next year of my life crammin craig casto every chance I got

turns out craig could climb. pretty good kisser, heart stealer and guitar player too.

Craig Casto by baked.tater March 19, 2022

angry casto 

While having anal sex with a partner you deposit a piece of your fecal matter (resembling a cigar) into the mouth of partner and attempt to light it.

Last night, I gave Jill an Angry Casto, but I could not get it lit as I had corn the night before.

angry casto by Mike Oxshuge October 6, 2006

Bumbo Cactoni 

A minecraft cactus persona of the legendary Mumbo Jumbo built by iskall85, who isn't as legendary, but still pretty cool. But neither compare to Bumbo Cactoni's legenariness. But beware his evil brother, Bumbo Weirdonia, and his legion of weird fans...

No! Mumbo! You killed Bumbo Cactoni! NO! You frickin' idiot! What have you done?

Bumbo Cactoni by guymanperson September 23, 2017