Calvinator
Calvinator by Nivlac Mruts February 5, 2008
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The Calvinator
A sexual practice in which sex toys (dildos, vibrators, butt plugs, etc.) are replaced with lizards of all shapes and sizes. The bigger the lizard, the better the orgasm. Typically, the person on top screams "KYS" upon ejaculation, thus creating a Calvin-induced super-orgasm. The cult calling themselves "The Reptilian Army" are known for praciticing this tactic everytime they have intercourse without fail.
The Calvinator by Clasm May 29, 2016
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Calvinator • The Calvinator • Calvenator • Cavinator • Cadinator • calmanator • Calvatoria • Cameinators • caminator • campinator
caminator
1. A pretty girl that thinks machines are better than people. As a result she spends her weekends online.
2. A girl that doesn't date, is a virgin, but loves gadgets and electronics. She judges her worth by her online character's level and high scores on video games.
2. A girl that doesn't date, is a virgin, but loves gadgets and electronics. She judges her worth by her online character's level and high scores on video games.
That caminator is online again and she thinks that real life gets in the way of her online life.
All caminators have terminated human relationships and real life interactions: Press one to continue in English press nine to terminate.
All caminators have terminated human relationships and real life interactions: Press one to continue in English press nine to terminate.
caminator by TiedupnFuKt October 19, 2011
Calvenator
A calvenator is a small or large dent in a wiffle ball bat after it has been struck by a wiffle ball.
Calvenator by Remes January 6, 2008
Cavinator
A person who has a cavin on their chest. And also eats other peoples chest, giving them a cavin. There can only be one at a time. Their attacking noise is: EHHH-UHHH.
Example:
Person 1: WHAT THE HECK IS THAT
Person 2: i- i think thats a cavinator....
Person 1: LETS GET OUT OF HERE
they both start running
turns around
Cavinator looks at them, starts chasing them
Cavinator: EHHH-UHHH
Person 1: WHAT THE HECK IS THAT
Person 2: i- i think thats a cavinator....
Person 1: LETS GET OUT OF HERE
they both start running
turns around
Cavinator looks at them, starts chasing them
Cavinator: EHHH-UHHH
Cavinator by oscar the fat kid April 14, 2020
campinator
campinator by RoaDKilL teh 1337 February 4, 2005
capinator
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