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Cabbage Snatch Kid 

A child born of a Cabbage Snatch, or more commonly referred to as a nasty, sweaty vagina...you can normally pick a Cabbage Snatch Kid out of a crowd by his Cabbage Snatch Stink which usually never washes off.

There is a wonderful video on youtube about Cabbage Snatches, called Cabbage Snatch Kids
All that woman over there is good for is producing Cabbage Snatch Kids with her Snatch Cabbage.
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Cabbage Snatch Kid 

Noun

1. An unborn infant whose face is constantly protruding from its expecting mothers vagina for the entire duration of the pregnancy.
"I thought she was going into labor, but then she informed me she had a cabbage snatch kid."
Cabbage Snatch Kid by billebllunt December 9, 2013