When Chuck Thomas finally comes to terms that Devyn doesn't want anything to do with him in either a romantic or sexual way he will decide to end his life doing his favorite secret activity known as autoerotique asphyxiation.
Random Guy 1:Did you hear about that guy named chuck from the Sport Jungle? Random Guy 2:You mean Buc Flair? Random Guy 1:I heard he commited BUCicide over the girl that has won every contest he has ever made in the Jungle. Random Guy2:I bet you he blew his load and left the bag on intentionally to die. Random Guy1: Just the fact he thought he could ever win over a girl like that.
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)