When Chuck Thomas finally comes to terms that Devyn doesn't want anything to do with him in either a romantic or sexual way he will decide to end his life doing his favorite secret activity known as autoerotique asphyxiation.
Random Guy 1:Did you hear about that guy named chuck from the Sport Jungle? Random Guy 2:You mean Buc Flair? Random Guy 1:I heard he commited BUCicide over the girl that has won every contest he has ever made in the Jungle. Random Guy2:I bet you he blew his load and left the bag on intentionally to die. Random Guy1: Just the fact he thought he could ever win over a girl like that.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).