When Chuck Thomas finally comes to terms that Devyn doesn't want anything to do with him in either a romantic or sexual way he will decide to end his life doing his favorite secret activity known as autoerotique asphyxiation.
Random Guy 1:Did you hear about that guy named chuck from the Sport Jungle? Random Guy 2:You mean Buc Flair? Random Guy 1:I heard he commited BUCicide over the girl that has won every contest he has ever made in the Jungle. Random Guy2:I bet you he blew his load and left the bag on intentionally to die. Random Guy1: Just the fact he thought he could ever win over a girl like that.
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.