A thicc mythical creature known for wetting women’s perfectly good panties. His photos are sometimes used to bait women in on tinder by less superior men pretending to be him. He also once got Dan Bilzerian arrested.
Hell, if anyone is gonna fuck my mom it has to be BulletSlinger.
I wish I wasn’t a virgin, if only BulletSlinger could give me a few pointers with the ladies.
Hey buddy you got change for a 20 ? I’m BulletSlinger, I only carry 100’s.
I wish I could give my wife an orgasm but BulletSlinger won’t respond to my DM asking if he’d give it to her.
when you're going to myspace to post a bulletin about something that just happened
guy: i used to be really stupid, lol
girl: ?
guy: not that im exactly stephen hawking now
girl: LMAO
girl: oh my fucking god
girl: hahaha
guy: but i used to be really stupid guy: lol
girl: i just imagined you as stephen hawking
girl: hold on
girl: myspace bulleting