Over the years the rate of seminal disposal has crept down, but at its peak the one known as bucket could maintain a steady four or five different meat injections a month.
Currently the bucket is red in colour, we believe it is this way to reflect the current visual state of it’s over used differential..
Scientists believe that inseminating the bucket could be detrimental to your health, although this is unproven I’d recommend a wearing a gas mask due to excessive B/O and using a protective layer over your genitalier. Of course if you are actually considering entry be warned that you will fall into one of the aforementioned categories.
A bucket is a red headed whore that has perfected the art of being a completely useless cunt.
A typical conversation with bucket would read like this…
Bucket: Hey, hows you?
Matt: Fine thanks what you up to later?
Bucket: Ummm not sure you?
Matt: Dunno fancy coming round?
Bucket: Ohh that’d be great hun but I don’t think I can make it tonight…
Matt: But you just said you’re not sure…
Bucket: I know but Stevey called and asked If I can come round…
Matt: B b b bbu bbu but I love you…..!!!
Naw, nigga my cousin got one yesterday on rent. I told that nigga to ditch that shit but looks like you need it now.
He still got it?
Yeah, but chu gon' havta rent that shit fom HIM now.
To create an offspring two trolls in a relationship (generally red) must offer their genetic material to the Imperial Drones when they come bearing buckets.
If Genetic Material is not offered the two trolls are killed instantly.
The buckets are then taken to the mother troll who then combines all the genetic material into one diabolical incestuous slurry and lays hundreds of thousands of eggs at once.
Trolls hoarding buckets are perverts.
"I know! What a pervert!"
A bucket Kit is nothing more than a 2ltr plastic bottle with the bottom cut off and the outer labeling removed that is placed top side up into a bucket of water or 3-5ltr bottle with the top cut off. The bottle HAS to be cut evenly or the whole thing wont work. The bottle is cut round about where the bottle begins to curve at the bottom, which results in a 'bucketbottle' and a convenient ashtray with whats left.Then cannabis in whatever form (usually SoapBar!) is placed into a 13mm socket head from a standard car tool-set which has a gauze inside and a ring of tape or sticking putty around the outside to act as an air tight seal and to stop the he. This is know as the 'bucket head' the bucket head is then placed onto the two liter bottle which is already in the bucket of water. With a lighter held over the top of the bucket head .The bottle is them slowly lifted out of the water which causes a change in pressure inside the bottle which results in air being drawn in though the bucket head filling the bottle with smoke so thick you cant see through it. We call this 'cream cheese'. Once the head has been removed (careful its hot!) the user simply places their lips over the top of the bottle and using a combination of gravity as well as a little downward motion they inhale the entire contents off the bottle until the bottom of the bottle hit the bottom of the bucket of water...suck to fast and your going to get a 'mouthwash' which is usually a results in instant vomiting for the guy doing the Bucket and fits of laughter from everyone else.
'fuck it...have a bucket'