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Verb - to "Bruce" something is to achieve notoriety or public acclaim in a field or endeavour by merely having the audacity to continue until acceptance is attained. To properly "Bruce" usually requires a rather substantial inheritance and a lack of actual ability.
1. "He Bruced his way into the Presidency"
2. "He's a Brucie son of a bitch"
3. "Brucin' my way through the workday"
by Big, fat, loser, Al Gore July 10, 2008
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A shell who thinks it is a man and tries to steal your wife by telling her what she wants to hear and making her think you're not good enough and your marriage is doomed anyway so he can have his way with her. A Bruce is someone who thinks they're the best singer out there when you could totally kick his ass singing something like "Three Blind Mice" while totally drunk off your ass and singing with your head in a bucket. A Bruce constantly wears a hat to cover his stupid, ugly, pit of a head. A Bruce has a face worn down by years of eating, sleeping and shitting stupid. A Bruce is a two-faced jerkoff. Speaking of JERKOFF, A Bruce is a total freak who likes to masturbate while watching Oprah and America's Funniest Videos, and while reading the comics from the Sunday paper. Bruces often do not roam in herds and can't keep a mate because they don't know how to mount them properly. Bruces tend to migrate, but only go South, often forgetting the other directions entirely. A Bruce often keeps a guitar in a spare bedroom but doesn't know how to play it. A Bruce can usually play pool very well, but prefers pocket pool or solitaire, or pin the tail on the porn star, or let's see if I can nail another married woman, or how many fingers do you see, wait, let me take these out of my ass and count again.
Person 1: Hey, did you see that Bruce?

Person 2: Yeah, it looks really lame...probably from years of beating off while watching Judge Judy and Josie & The Pussycats on split screen, and eating mac & cheese in his boxer shorts with smurfs on them.

Person 3: Shut up you sick bastards, Bruce is right THERE!

Bruce: Hey, I'm trying to masturbate, can you keep it down?
by brogers2009 February 04, 2010
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A cross-dressing, closet gay, wanna-be fake cowboy who thinks that all women of the Earth worship him. Royally sucks at singing yet thinks he is God of Karaoke. Habitually lies to women so he can get laid -- at any cost. Yet for all his obsessing over having sex with women, secretly orders gay black porno mags and vids on eBay and jacks off to it while dressed like a red-headed hooker named Sandy.
1. See that guy singing karaoke? He sucks, what a total Bruce.

2. Hey, there's a Bruce working the corner of Broadway, he's such an ugly tranny.
by IrisLaRue February 04, 2010
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1: of, relating to, or characterized by being a total flaming faggot towards one of the homies.

2: of, relating to, or involving sexual intercourse between said homies (butt pirates).
Coop is being a Bruce again...

Bullitt looks like a Bruce in that tiny ass shirt that sits above his belly button.

Why is Ant on that dudes lap ? Fucking Bruce.
by Free uppercuts December 28, 2010
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A straight male who acts like or is a complete flamer or d-bag
That boy a bruce.

Who?
CV3
by blankyadig February 28, 2010
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Handsome, caring and loving person. Can be very stubborn and hard headed. But is a ladies man.
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in a state of immense phyiscal daze. Unable to control neck, lip and eyelid muscles in a conventional manner.
'Bruced out'
'Look at the state of that bruce'
'BRUUUUUUUCE'
'Have u ever seen a pussy, brucey?'
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