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36.
To fold a beer bottle cap in half. Named because the folded cap resembles Bruce Spingsteen's overbite.
Dan: I bruced a bunch of Yuengling caps last night.
Kevin: The pile on the coffee table?
Dan: Yep. I'm leaving them out for everyone to admire.
by Powdered Chicken April 29, 2008
 
37.
The term bruce, means to take a shit. There are only a select few people who use this slag term, it is not a common word used for shit. certain guys from south london will know the term.
"Yo family got to go cut a bruce... back in a bit"
by G nozzil February 12, 2008
 
38.
A straight male who acts like or is a complete flamer or d-bag
That boy a bruce.

Who?
CV3
by blankyadig February 28, 2010
 
39.
A terrible friend, horrible person to be around, a complete douche. He'll rip your life apart if you stay around him long. So screw your friendship with him :D Trust me!
by babygotback9 July 02, 2010
 
40.
A cross-dressing, closet gay, wanna-be fake cowboy who thinks that all women of the Earth worship him. Royally sucks at singing yet thinks he is God of Karaoke. Habitually lies to women so he can get laid -- at any cost. Yet for all his obsessing over having sex with women, secretly orders gay black porno mags and vids on eBay and jacks off to it while dressed like a red-headed hooker named Sandy.
1. See that guy singing karaoke? He sucks, what a total Bruce.

2. Hey, there's a Bruce working the corner of Broadway, he's such an ugly tranny.
by IrisLaRue February 04, 2010
 
41.
A shell who thinks it is a man and tries to steal your wife by telling her what she wants to hear and making her think you're not good enough and your marriage is doomed anyway so he can have his way with her. A Bruce is someone who thinks they're the best singer out there when you could totally kick his ass singing something like "Three Blind Mice" while totally drunk off your ass and singing with your head in a bucket. A Bruce constantly wears a hat to cover his stupid, ugly, pit of a head. A Bruce has a face worn down by years of eating, sleeping and shitting stupid. A Bruce is a two-faced jerkoff. Speaking of JERKOFF, A Bruce is a total freak who likes to masturbate while watching Oprah and America's Funniest Videos, and while reading the comics from the Sunday paper. Bruces often do not roam in herds and can't keep a mate because they don't know how to mount them properly. Bruces tend to migrate, but only go South, often forgetting the other directions entirely. A Bruce often keeps a guitar in a spare bedroom but doesn't know how to play it. A Bruce can usually play pool very well, but prefers pocket pool or solitaire, or pin the tail on the porn star, or let's see if I can nail another married woman, or how many fingers do you see, wait, let me take these out of my ass and count again.
Person 1: Hey, did you see that Bruce?

Person 2: Yeah, it looks really lame...probably from years of beating off while watching Judge Judy and Josie & The Pussycats on split screen, and eating mac & cheese in his boxer shorts with smurfs on them.

Person 3: Shut up you sick bastards, Bruce is right THERE!

Bruce: Hey, I'm trying to masturbate, can you keep it down?
by brogers2009 February 04, 2010
 
42.
A word used to commonly describe a flaming homosexual. This term usually pertains to a person with “stalkerish” homosexual tendencies, leading to purchasing a certain type of boxers and driving by the houses of secret man lovers. Other activities include lying about curfew and constantly texting on the phone and talking shit about other girls; in accordance with his over so common mentioning of "how he likes girls." In essence, he talks like a total fem. (Feminine)
Hey did you talk to John the other day?

Naw, man I pulled a Bruce, I think he saw me drive by his house. I wanted to suck his dick.
by Yaj Gnireip April 24, 2008