A cross-dressing, closet gay, wanna-be fake cowboy who thinks that all women of the Earth worship him. Royally sucks at singing yet thinks he is God of Karaoke. Habitually lies to women so he can get laid -- at any cost. Yet for all his obsessing over having sex with women, secretly orders gay black porno mags and vids on eBay and jacks off to it while dressed like a red-headed hooker named Sandy.
1. See that guy singing karaoke? He sucks, what a total Bruce.

2. Hey, there's a Bruce working the corner of Broadway, he's such an ugly tranny.
by IrisLaRue February 04, 2010
A word used to commonly describe a flaming homosexual. This term usually pertains to a person with “stalkerish” homosexual tendencies, leading to purchasing a certain type of boxers and driving by the houses of secret man lovers. Other activities include lying about curfew and constantly texting on the phone and talking shit about other girls; in accordance with his over so common mentioning of "how he likes girls." In essence, he talks like a total fem. (Feminine)
Hey did you talk to John the other day?

Naw, man I pulled a Bruce, I think he saw me drive by his house. I wanted to suck his dick.
by Yaj Gnireip April 24, 2008
being called a bruce is in the end being called a willis.
you stupid fucking bruce

I think you are such a bruce

man your girl is a complete bruce
by THE STIG 123 April 14, 2008
an asian guy who is dating a non-asian girl (white, black, latino). the opposite of a miso.
Hey, do you see that Bruce over there with the supermodel?
by joaiweva June 30, 2006
He lives in your pants. He's very popular with ladies. He's two feet long. When he gets up you have to whack him off untill he throws up.
Bruce I know she's hot but not now wait until later.

by BullRun September 01, 2008
A gentle "titty-twister." There is actually no twist involved. It is just a simple "tweak" of the nipple to make it erect. Derived from Bruce Lee, who always had his shirt off and had hard nipples.
I love to randomly bruce the kids in the hallway and watch them grab their chests in shock.
by YouThinkYouKnowMe May 27, 2006
Suffering from a severe genital rash, or someone who walks as if they have contracted a nasty sexually transmitted disease, therefore walking with their legs spread apart. Bow-legged.
See how he is walking? Either he has dog balls or Bruce!
by MissPolly June 19, 2006

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