A cross-dressing, closet gay, wanna-be fake cowboy who thinks that all women of the Earth worship him. Royally sucks at singing yet thinks he is God of Karaoke. Habitually lies to women so he can get laid -- at any cost. Yet for all his obsessing over having sex with women, secretly orders gay black porno mags and vids on eBay and jacks off to it while dressed like a red-headed hooker named Sandy.
1. See that guy singing karaoke? He sucks, what a total Bruce.
2. Hey, there's a Bruce working the corner of Broadway, he's such an ugly tranny.