bransonitis

N. Chronic non-fatal illness proposed to be caused by close contact with an ugly or diseased looking person.

Colloquialism - Originally coined from contracting severe flu from contact with a person named Branson.

"Dude, I have Bransonitis", "Who did you catch that Bransonitis from?"

bransonitis by dudehigh5 March 31, 2008

Brandontistical 

To be as egotistical as Brandon; to brag about their Fortnite skill

Man you are being so Brandontistical lately.

Brandontistical by InfoManOfTruth December 20, 2018

Bransonite 

Adj to one: organizes, operates, and assumes the risk for a business venture

Synonym to Entrepreneurial with out the ridiculously highly unnecessarily complicated word pronunciation

Anti-kryptonite to modern day superman

"He demonstrates great bransonite qualities to pursue new business ventures"

Bransonite by drswag February 19, 2013

Brannonitis 

Brannonitis is a medical condition in which a person feels the need to spend money at an alarming rate. Often these people are hard working individuals who have an urge to impulsively make financial decisions in which most cases they over pay for products. Most products they purchase are not needed.

Man, that guy spends a lot of money, he must have brannonitis

Brannonitis by Barry Lannon June 6, 2017

brandonitis 

when there is someone who is always happy and joyful, and you spend too much time around them, that person begins to absorb your happiness and leave you depressed and unhappy, while that person uses your happiness for themself.

i have brandonitis i think im going to kill myself.

brandonitis by nikilikilala December 17, 2008

banjonitis 

a form of bacterial vaginosis

"Oh man, I got a bad case of banjonitis from having sex in that hot tub!"

banjonitis by philadelphiacollins April 17, 2014