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1.
N. Chronic non-fatal illness proposed to be caused by close contact with an ugly or diseased looking person.

Colloquialism - Originally coined from contracting severe flu from contact with a person named Branson.
"Dude, I have Bransonitis", "Who did you catch that Bransonitis from?"
by dudehigh5 March 31, 2008