Amazing autobiography from gorgeous and hilarious comedian/actor Russell Brand. Gritty, confrontational and real. It covers everything from his troubled childhood to his alcohol, heroin and sex addictions. A modern classic.
When engaging in anal intercourse, the female flatulates into the males reproduction organ, and in the process, being excited about it (hence the "wootay, refering to the internet term of "w00t" used for excitement)
Girl: Wooo! Damn dem bean burritos, son, bootay pootay la wootay!
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.