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my booky wook 

Amazing autobiography from gorgeous and hilarious comedian/actor Russell Brand. Gritty, confrontational and real. It covers everything from his troubled childhood to his alcohol, heroin and sex addictions. A modern classic.
"what was the last good book you read?"

"My Booky Wook, by Russell Brand"

"oh, i love that book!"

"it's amazing. Russell Brand is amazing and hilarious. I can't believe all that happened to him"

bootay pootay la wootay

When engaging in anal intercourse, the female flatulates into the males reproduction organ, and in the process, being excited about it (hence the "wootay, refering to the internet term of "w00t" used for excitement)
Girl: Wooo! Damn dem bean burritos, son, bootay pootay la wootay!

Guy: Yeah girrrl, geet crunk!

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026