Boner Cramp

A sudden paroxysm in the penile region. Usually caused by: boner overuse, smashing it by girl riding you, having sex with a full stomach, dehydration.

TbKyle1: Rory: "I've just been stricken with a massive Boner Cramp"
Kyle: "shit dude, stick it in Jello"

Boner Cramp by Krytos January 13, 2005

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jamie campbell bower

Jamie Campbell Bower is one sexy british motherfucker who has played in Harry Potter, Twilight (unfortunately) and the Mortal Instruments: City Of Bones. He is so sexy that when you look at him you die of the sexiness. He has a sexy nose ring as well. He is also a Burberry model and a musician. He is very talented.

Have you seen Jamie Campbell Bower in TMI: city of bones?
YES he looks just like an angel

jamie campbell bower by Alaska Hood August 8, 2014

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jamie campbell bower

a very talented and attractive man

jamie campbell bower:

me and my homies love jamie 🫶

jamie campbell bower by soggy spaghetti June 19, 2022

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jamie campbell bower

Aka the hottest man to walk on earth

Damn! I wish I could suck on Jamie Campbell Bowers hand.

jamie campbell bower by Mommy k September 21, 2022

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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