Boner Cramp

A sudden paroxysm in the penile region. Usually caused by: boner overuse, smashing it by girl riding you, having sex with a full stomach, dehydration.

TbKyle1: Rory: "I've just been stricken with a massive Boner Cramp"
Kyle: "shit dude, stick it in Jello"

Boner Cramp by Krytos January 13, 2005

jamie campbell bower 

Jamie Campbell Bower is one sexy british motherfucker who has played in Harry Potter, Twilight (unfortunately) and the Mortal Instruments: City Of Bones. He is so sexy that when you look at him you die of the sexiness. He has a sexy nose ring as well. He is also a Burberry model and a musician. He is very talented.

Have you seen Jamie Campbell Bower in TMI: city of bones?
YES he looks just like an angel

jamie campbell bower by Alaska Hood August 8, 2014

jamie campbell bower 

a very talented and attractive man

jamie campbell bower:

me and my homies love jamie 🫶

jamie campbell bower by soggy spaghetti June 19, 2022

jamie campbell bower 

Aka the hottest man to walk on earth

Damn! I wish I could suck on Jamie Campbell Bowers hand.

jamie campbell bower by Mommy k September 21, 2022