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Bob ross 

A badass with a calm voice , a brush and his own show
boi :Oh dude wanna watch some bob ross ?
Dude: wish i could but i work 7-10
Boi: DAYUM
Bob ross by Albinogiraffeman August 10, 2018

Bob Ross 

The greatest man ever to live. Never made a mistake only made happy accidents. Loved Happy Little Trees and Happy Little Clouds, son was just as good at painting as him but just did not have the soft voice that tickles all our buttholes, may he rest in power as the greatest human ever to live
Did you the the Bob Ross video? He is so amazing
Bob Ross by Team Skrt September 13, 2017

Bob Ross 

The recreation of Jesus.
Jesus that left us to the new world with disappointment in 1994.
Man, that Bob Ross looked like that one hella thicc boi, Jesus
Bob Ross by Daniel juice May 20, 2018

Bob Ross 

what is your religion ?
Me : BobRosstic
how ?
Me: Bob Ross is god
Bob Ross by Peachle March 18, 2018

Bob Ross Cult 

Also know as the religion of Cult o' thee' Ross, it is a religious internet group of dank memers who worship the 1900's painter Bob Ross.
Bob Ross Cult is a internet religion of Bob Ross worshiping memers.
ex.
Person A: What is your religion?
Person B: Cult o' thee' Ross
Bob Ross Cult by InfinityJKA September 5, 2017

Bob Ross 

Modern painter and telivison teacher. Known for his large, white-man 'fro, punctual 30 minute painting sessions, and soothing voice. Often refers to the inanimate objects (trees, rocks, mountians etc.) he is painting as real and lonely, whereby out of pity he will paint another inanimate object as a 'friend' to the first. Paints against an all black background and is often shown on PBS in the wee hours of the morning.
"My botany Professor talks exactly like Bob Ross. He keeps calling flowers and trees 'happy' and placing them near each other because he claims they will become friends. And cause of his voice, I have yet to stay awake for an entire lecture."
Bob Ross by kwashia February 1, 2005