Seen mostly when pseudoscientific people such as Flat Earthers and Young Earth Creationists want to overwhelm the unknowing with a wall of words, this rambling verbosity is meant to disguise a lack of actual knowledge in the subject being addressed.
Dude, he went on for ten fucking paragraphs, and it was all just wrongness with blustersauce poured over it.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'