Blockage

A term, used mostly at St Aloysius College, Sydney, Australia, to describe the act of cramming as many people into a small space as possible. It's like a flash mob of psychotics

Smack him into the door, bitch. There's a blockage going down!

by KirbyAtor November 22, 2003

rectal blockage

n. A rectal blockage is a large mass of dry, hard stool that can develop in the rectum due to chronic constipation. This mass may be so hard that it cannot come out of the body. Watery stool from higher in the bowel may move around the mass and leak out, causing soiling or diarrhea.

I had a rectal blockage for a week and finally had to seek professional help to have it removed. No more cheese for me!

by Resedo August 12, 2009

Pig blockage

A strategic checkpoint set up by the police in order to catch drunk drivers, while wasting everyone else's time. Pig blockages are easily noticed by the flashing lights and the faint smell of bacon, allowing drivers to plan an alternate route before it's too late to avoid. The smaller variation of the pig blockage is the piglet blockage.

Christian: There's a pig blockage on Main street!
Daniel: Thanks for telling me man, I had way too much booze and weed tonight.
Christian: No problem Daniel.
Daniel: Fucking pigs. (Proceeds to fall asleep and crash into a tree)

by Danbeb October 27, 2011

anal blockage

heavy traffic, especially on the freeways in Los Angeles

I'm late cuz there is mad anal blockage on the 405!

by cock blocked and ready to go October 27, 2010

guacage blockage

A sudden heart attack caused by eating too much guacamole.

Ben died of guacage blockage last night, becuase when Corey called 911 to report the incident, they thought it was a prank call when he said, "my friend ate too much burrito, and now has guacage blockage!"

by TZR September 14, 2005

Anal blockage

When somebody hits a wall in the trains of thought

I think my actions are giving you

'ANAL BLOCKAGE'.

by Slip.Gypo January 3, 2021

Cerebral blockage

When, under pressure to come up with a solution, name of the girl whatshisface banged that crazy night, the actor referenced on family guy, the name of an obscure band, etc., you blank and are left stuttering.

Opposite of brain wave

Example #1:
Fred: Yo, who wrote that song "stayin' alive"?
You: Man, I had too many cold ones last night. I'm suffering from cerebral blockage right now...

by snickers4orphans February 18, 2009