13 definitions by Resedo

miguelbass

Portuguese musician who gained legendary cult status for his renditions of Chris Squire bass lines posted on YouTube. Extremely talented multi-instrumentalist and all around nice guy.

Miguelbass' version of Yes' "I'm Running" kicked major ass!

by Resedo January 1, 2010

impaction

A fecal impaction is a large mass of dry, hard stool that can develop in the rectum due to chronic constipation. This mass may be so hard that it cannot come out of the body. Watery stool from higher in the bowel may move around the mass and leak out, causing soiling or diarrhea. Slang synonym - hardcap.

My impaction was so bad I had to see a doctor to have it removed.

by Resedo August 12, 2009

Eden

High end bass amplification and speaker cabinet manufacturer since 1976. Now a subsidiary of U.S. Music Corp. Endorsed by many of the top names in the bass world. Company slogan - Never Compromise!

The Eden WT-800 amplifier used in conjunction with a couple of D410XLT cabinets is an incredibly powerful,full sounding bass rig!

by Resedo August 4, 2009

klavust

n. A grouchy old seaman of higher rank, decrepit and impaired from many hard years at sea.

I saw that old klavust out on the wharf reprimanding some poor, young stevedore yesterday.

by Resedo July 24, 2009

buttplug

A buttplug is a large mass of dry, hard stool that can develop in the rectum due to chronic constipation. This mass may be so hard that it cannot come out of the body. Watery stool from higher in the bowel may move around the mass and leak out, causing soiling or diarrhea.

That buttplug caused me considerable discomfort until I was finally able to pass it.

by Resedo August 12, 2009

vulvaslurpus

The oral stimulation of a woman's vagina ; cunilingus.

Before we fuck, she always expects me to engage in a long session of vulvaslurpus.

by Resedo August 6, 2009

Colonel Angus

A comedy skit featured on the television show Saturday Night Live that gained notoriety due to its use of ribald word play. The skit, which aired live on February 22, 2003 in SNL's 28th season, featured the show's guest host Christopher Walken as the namesake Civil War hero Colonel Ennol Angus. Written by Tina Fey.

I myself never much cared for Colonel Angus. He rubs me the wrong way. Not sure why. Can't put my finger on it.

by Resedo August 6, 2009