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soiling isn't defined yet, but these are close:
1. yorker
The act of soiling ones self, under the influence of alcohol. The original 'Yorker' took place one night at university by a certain Mr York, who managed to dirty his bed after a particularly heavy night drinking black russians.
Oh god, i've yorked myself!
You dirty b*stard, you've yorked the bed!
I got so p*ssed last night, i did a yorker...
2. Guiche
The bit between a man's balls and his arse-hole.
After excretion, wipe from front to back, in order to avoid soiling of the guiche.
by Stouffer Nov 7, 2002 share this
3. : \
1)text expression for confusion or response to an akward comment
2)text symbol for a gastro intestinal malfunction indicating the soiling of ones pants
1) AssHat-"whats funnier than a pile of dead babbies? One in the middle trying to eat its way out! lol!"

Ralph- ":\"

2) EXLAX ATTACK! :\
by DonkeyThunder Mar 3, 2003 share this
4. tepado
description, most likely indiginous to certain areas of mexico, of a toilet so filled to the brim with exccrement, that additional use is at one own risk, that risk being overlowing or soiling your shoes

also, maybe be applied to a person filled to the brim with nonesense and hubris
dude, you're so f-ing tepado
by Lib Bee Mar 4, 2003 share this
5. touch cotton
when a poop crowns out of the anus far enough to touch the underwear, thus soiling it.
"I thought I had my bowels under control, but I touched cotton on the sixth green and had to leave the round to go change."
by colonel Hogan May 13, 2003 share this
6. bloodfart
The unfortunate spackling of bloody pooh in ones underwear when attempting to pass gas. This is generally caused by being anally penetrated on a regular basis by large hairy men with names like Bruce or Greg.
Poor old Zink could not finish playing Trivial Pursuit, as he had inadvertantly let a bloodfart, completely soiling the insides of his skivvies. He was secretly relieved, however, as he was losing terribly, as usual.
by anonymous May 24, 2003 share this
7. swaziland
funniest named country on earth, personal favorite
the name swaziland promotes laughter and soiling urself
by Jon Jungers Jun 2, 2003 share this
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