I'm late

the easiest way for telling your boyfriend and/or fuck buddy your pregnate

1 month later
ring ring ring

Girl: hello

guy: hey
girl: we need to talk

guy:why
girl: I'm late

girl: hello??

DIAL TONE: if you like to make a call please hang up and try your call again

by rmggurl March 23, 2010

i'm late

the single most terrifying pair of words any man can ever hear. Resulting in having convince the women to go to the abortion clinic

man - hey babe how are you doing?
women - i'm late
man - F#*&(&* Christ!

by spastic biscuit April 10, 2005