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blerection

When you blush but your dick seems to have a mind of it's own so you also get an erection. Usually very embarrassing and hard to cover up.
When Max saw Jessica wink at him he got a blerection
blerection by hayden432 November 16, 2014

blacktionary 

A compilation of words or phrases used by black or urban people, similar to ebonics.
After using "sup", "dog", and "fo shizzle" I had used up all the words in my blacktionary.

affirmative blaction 

A cheapshot program mandated by some government agencies and institutions to give preference to Africans based on their skin color alone, it can be used by females and certain other races as well, but africans are the main benefactor, hence the definition.
I can't believe it...I lost a spot at UM even though I have a higher test score to the other guy due to Affirmative Blaction giving him a 20 point raise in the test scores! /=(
affirmative blaction by Piranha October 26, 2004

bloation device 

a chick's bloated uterus when it's her time of the month.
girl 1: ugh like omg Shelly im so bloated! OMG!
girl 2: yeah me too my bloation device is killin.

Baecation 

Hanging out with the bae for any length of time really. although usually used for extended periods of time, like a vacation.
"Hey is biatch going to whatshisface's house?"
"pfft yeah she's taking a little baecation to his house for the weekend."
Baecation by Q-Breezy July 27, 2014

anal bleaching 

Cosmetic technique whereby strong bleaching solutions like hydroquinones are used to lighten the anal area. This procedure is employed by strippers, body builders, actors and actresses. Seems over time, the butticular area becomes darker (some say it's due to dark foods like coffee, others speculate it's due to staining from the bilirubin content in feces.) Either way, those who aspire to wear butt floss as swimwear or do pole dancing seem to feel a lighter sphincter will improve their image.

The treatment is said to sting quite a bit.
Canula made her third appointment for anal bleaching. Despite her husband Fafner's assurance that he found her hindquarters pleasing enough as they were, Canula felt that the skin around her inner buttocks could use a good bleaching.

The treatment stung a lot, frankly, it was worse than that case of diaper rash she remembered from that unfortunate time..well, not to dwell on past failures.

When she healed up a week later, Canula donned her best thong and did a fine striptease for Fafner on their bedroom pole. Fafner agreed, her lightened sphincter was really a lot sexier and it even glowed in the dark.

This last observation puzzled Canula.