Piranha's definitions

race card

What "certain folks" like to cry when they don't get their way.

Awe.....that shopkeeper won't keep the shop often after closing time for me to shop...I'm going to cry the race card!!!

by Piranha January 27, 2005

Christmas in July

A moronic marketing gimmick that retailers like to use.

I'm getting so sick of hearing about "Christmas in July", please STOP!

by Piranha July 27, 2005

CAIR

The Council on American-Islamic Relations, a highly subversive and controversial organization whose main goal is to force Islam's religion and culture on the United States. CAIR'S major agenda includes:

1: Strongarming corporations into islamicizing their workplaces to conform to muslim culture.

2: Actively resists any legitimate profiling of muslim air travelers with SSSS secondary security screening by encouraging lawsuits against airlines that do it.

TSA screener: Excuse me sir, you have been selected for a SSSS screening. Please follow me over to those chairs.

Passenger: You are doing this because I'm from the middle east! I'm going to report you and the airline to CAIR!

by Piranha June 11, 2006

towelhead

A derisive name for someone of arab descent, from the turbans they wear.

PASSENGER ON A FLIGHT:

If that towelhead goes on my flight, I'm gonna make the airline re-book me onto another flight!

by Piranha August 3, 2005

cracker

A politically correct racial slur against caucasians encouraged by the liberals, plain and simple.

It's quite ok in today's politically correct world for people to call caucasians crackers and get away with it, but watch what would happen if a caucasian fired the term nigger or spick back.....you can count on the caucasian being charged with a hate crime!

by Piranha May 17, 2006

George W. Bush

Living proof that dumbasses can make it into the Oval Office.

George W. Bush has has a lower IQ than a cockroach!

by Piranha January 31, 2007

holiday

A politically correct and inclusive term for Thanksgiving and Christmas encouraged by the liberals.

It'd be considered a borderline hate crime to have a "Christmas sale", nowadays the PC term is "Holiday sale"!

by Piranha November 17, 2006